ok, cause I feel guilty about not posting in so long.
A woman in her fifties is at home, NAKED, happily jumping on her bed and squealing with delight. Her husband watches her for a while and asks, 'Do you have any idea how ridiculous you look? What's the matter with you?' The woman continues to bounce on the bed and says, 'I don't care what you think. I just came from having a mammogram, and the doctor says that not only am I healthy, but I have the breasts of an 18 year-old.' The husband replies, 'What did he say about your 55-year old ass ?' 'Your name never came up,' she replied
Sorry I haven't been around much, life and work have gotten in the way of my friends here at Mindsay. Ill be back soon, hope I havent been forgotten.
because you needed a laugh
A teacher asks her class,"if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?" She calls on little Johnny.
"None, they all fly away with the first gunshot."
The teacher replies, "the correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking." Little Johnny says "teacher can I ask you a question?" She says "yes."
"There are 3 women sitting on a park bench having ice cream. One is delicately licking the sides of the tripple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?"
The teacher, blushing replies, "well I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone".
"The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on... but I like your thinking."
ok, for whatever reason I am not able to click on the smiley link and get smileys. I can see a smiley if someone posts one, and if I do it manually : ) I can make a few, but for all the different ones I cant get them to function. The smiley box pops up and it has rectangles that say inside the box "smiley42" for example with a red X were the icon should be. Anyone have any ideas on how to get my smiley back?
My congratulations to Capt. Phillips of the Maersk Alabama and the U.S. Navy for a successful Op. If you're religious I hope you keep the Capt. and the Sailors in you prayers if you're not religious, send your positive engery, good thoughts etc... to them.
